If You Were the Only Girl
By: Blaenau Gwent Rhythm & Ukes
If You Were the Only Girl (in the World)
(New lyrics to tune of the same name)
If you were the only girl in the world and I were the only boy
I’d take Holy orders and become a monk
I only married you ‘cos I was steaming drunk
You look like a bulldog chewing a wasp
When you’re in your evening gown
If you go down the Palais on a Friday night
Your ugly disposition gives the boys a fright
If you were the only girl in the world and I were the only boy
If you were the only girl in the world and I were the only boy
I’d buy a one way ticket and I’d emigrate
I’d go to any lengths to plan my great escape
Your teeth in a glass, false leg on a chair
Your wig on the lavvy floor
You’re looking like your mother more in every way
You have to face it honey, you’ve seen better days
If you were the only girl in the world and I were the only boy
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Pack up your troubles / It's a long way to Tipperary
Blaenau Gwent Rhythm & Ukes
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